Where's your father? In the laundry room. | |
Get your father! Answer your father! Listen to your father! | |
Mom, I'm hungry. Wait for dinner! | |
Peggy, get Samantha off that railing before she kills herself! | |
Someone please answer the phone! | |
Get off the phone! | |
Peggy, Annemari, Stephen, Fritters, Paul! You know who I mean! | |
Let the dog out! | |
Let the dog in! | |
I need a ride to school. I missed the bus! | |
What is that dunk a dunk music you are playing? | |
Paul, I'm not saying it again! | |
Blah! Blah! Blah! | |
Mom, make Brian stop talking. | |
Who ate the last of the cereal? | |
Not me, there was a whole lot left when I had it! | |
Sit down, I can't see the television! | |
You are going to bed at 8:30! I'm tired! | |
David, you cannot take off your shoes in this living room! | |
Someone took my Popsicle out of the broccoli box. No fair! | |
Mom, Maureen hit me! | |
I'm putting Maureen in charge and I want you to behave! | |
She's not the boss of me! | |
I want this mess cleaned up before I get back! | |
Who is that sleeping in the rec room? Doesn't he have a home? | |
Brian's a human being! Brian's a human being! | |
Where did my napkin go? Paul! | |
(When Mom and Dad were evaluating a potential pet we wanted to adopt) You can only keep it overnight. | |
FHB | |
Nana, when are you going home? | |
I'm being have. | |
Let's leave a beer for Santa. | |
Look Mom, we rearranged the furniture! | |
Two words - CRUEL DUEL! | |
Mom's home!!! Brian, go out and keep her outside until we get this mess cleaned up! | |
Brian to Dad during a school day (which Ree was cutting, of course): Patty Anne and I just saw Ree in the woods. |
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